lordkushcloud:

Snoop, Tupac, and Snorlax.
Death Row Records
baby-make-it-hurt:

This. 110% this.So over words.

nallycat:

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butt

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fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

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tanpom:

if i have to text you first every single time then we aint gonna text ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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shannnelly:

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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Hahaha!

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jomethazine:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are


^

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

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  • *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  • Me: Please don't be 6am
  • *1;48am*
  • Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  • *Shoves face back into pillow*
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Obviously.